Does Anyone Else in This Room Want to Marry His or Her Own Grandmother?

Does Anyone Else in This Room Want to Marry His or Her Own Grandmother?
by Atom and His Package

Hey grandma, let's get married
I know it sounds like a crazy thing to do
We'll move you and your samples down to Philadelphia
Stay old with me, and I'll get old with you

I'll pay the bills, we'll cross the words and watch Murdock
We'll dine on the samples at the grocery store
We'll find a place and paint this whole house purple
Purple-ize the walls and we'll purple-ize the floor

And it breaks my heart to see you alone
Grandma, let's elope
And it breaks my heart to see you alone
Grandma, let's elope

'The Late Plate' for Week 9...

She-Wolf

Megadeth's She-Wolf



The mother of all that is evil
Her lips are poisonous venom
Wicked temptress knows how to please
The priestess roars, "Get down on your knees"
The rite of the praying mantis
Kiss the bones of the enchantress
Spellbound searching through the night
A howling man surrenders the fight

One look in her lusting eyes
Savage fear in you will rise
Teeth of terror sinking in
The bite of the she-wolf

My desires of flesh obey me
The lioness will enslave me
Another heart beat than my own
The sound of claws on cobblestone, I'm stoned

One look in her lusting eyes
Savage fear in you will rise
Teeth of terror sinking in
The bite of the she-wolf

Beware what stalks you in the night
Beware the she-wolf and her bite
Her mystic lips tell only lies
Beware what stalks you in the night
Beware the she-wolf and her bite
Her hidden will to kill in disguise

Horse the Band: Birdo

Bird..... Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!


The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!
The geek, with no beak:
He's so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings
And dwarven legs.
A semper fi cranium
That's got automatic eggs.
His gaping maw
Is geared to spew.
He just might be a she
So Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs!
Force fed, force fed.
Go eat your eggs!
Out of his mouth-
Straight at your head!!

Ahhhh... Horse the Band...
A sweet nintendocore band with an amazing knack for helping me relive my childhood dreams...

posted by n!k at 12:20 PM

Lyric

whoa!! im a little late on this but I figure better late then never. The lyric is from one of my favorite bands.. there old stuff is soo good there sorta emo sissies now. but the lyric is from the band: "AFI" from there Ep: "All Hallows" song title: "the boy who destroyed the world" Lyric: "Once there was a boy who had a fathomed glow"
Simple enough... ENJOY

(c 0_o)-DAN-

posted by Danarchy at 1:57 PM

Tom Waits__Table Top joe

what a great song, i plan on making a video for this one. not quite happy with this treatment, but experimenting is fun



d-ale

Bon Jovi - Wanted Dead or Alive

I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride
I'm wanted dead or alive
Wanted dead or alive

Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire

Ok, get your scrollbar ready...

Johnny Cash - Ring Of Fire.mp3

Love is a burning thing
and it makes a fiery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down, down, down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild...

If you listen to the song, right away you'll know why the mariachi band is seen. My interpretation of the song is that he fell into a marriage and his wedding ring (the ring of fire) burns him because his marriage isn't going well.

Tiptoe Through The Tulips

Tiptoe through the window

By the window, that is where I'll be

Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

-

Oh, tiptoe from the garden

By the garden of the willow tree

And tiptoe through the tulips with me

-

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray

We'll keep the showers away

And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight

Will you pardon me?

And tiptoe through the tulips with me

-

-Tiny Tim

Blind Melon

Blind Melon
Song > No Rain


-heri

Mad Scientist

by Large Professor. Never heard the song but wanted an excuse to draw a Mad Scientist.

"I'll never die in this, the Mad Scientist
You can't try and diss the Mad Scientist
Or ever fry and crisp the Mad Scientist "

"Ladies and Gentlemen" - Hot Hot Heat

Finally! She's-a done!
So now, I formally present to you:

HOT HOT HEAT
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN"


"There's a gentleman who's not so gentle
cuz he's too generous with his chit and his chat
So lately we've
been discussing a way to rid this disgusting example of ample gossip and gab
All we hear is La La La..."

I love to sketch stuff based off song lyrics.

I'm actually making a comic based on the lyrics to the song She Says It's Alright by The Rentals. I'm working on the cover now. I should have it printed by the end of this year. Here is the splash page. The lyrics used are "Return to the city"


Below are some other sketches I've done based on lyrics.




The lyrics are "I climbed your arms... then you pulled away" from Teenager by the Deftones



This was based on the lyrics "I don't know how to get it back to good" by Matchbox20. Which is, by the way, the ONLY matchbox20 song I like, and it's solely based on the lyrics.


Baby Got Back - Sir mix alot. I'm joking of course, this I just sketched in that style so I thought I'd show it

Pixies: #13 Baby

Hey dudes, new here and I hope to get in on a lot of these little "jams". This piece ain't new, but it's something as I'm getting in on this one kinda late. The line is "She's got a tatooed tit, says #13" Enjoy! *Edit: Censored for her pleasure!

Cheers!

Groovie Ghoulies - Outbreak

Excuse me, but have you seen my monkey?
He bit me, and ran off to the city.
It's just a matter of time, before I lose my mind.
Outbreak!

"Beat On The Brat"

"Beat On The Brat"
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat with a baseball bat
Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-oh.
What can you do?
What can you do?
With a brat like that always on your back
What can you do? (lose?)