Level 9 Paladin

Jordan is a Level 9 Paladin and will defend the Starbucks Empire to the death! Latte Dragons beware!

PRECIOUSSssss....

I'll just answer the questions right now..
- No, I didnt like the lord of the rings movies
-Yes, Jordan actually posed for this drawing (and truly is a natural blond)
-Yes, I lie sometimes

Jordan the Red Wine Genie...

Jordan will be leaving soon, but do not fear - just grab any Robert Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon, preferably 2004 or older and open the cork…

At the start of this I wanted to do an Al Hirschfeld like drawing. But it quickly morphed into him being a genie with a wine bottle and him doing that unforgettable Jordan pose, with his arms up...

That Jordan, what a gangster.

Jordan McCommons: A Typical Coffee Run

I must stress that this is a daily occurence. Everyday after lunch, Jordan and I go on an americano run, and everyday Jordan seems to have to fend off ninjas. I guess besides methheads Mesa has a large Ninja population as well.

Jordan

Must be lunch time when you hear Jordan say this.

Jordan and Mopeds...

For those of you who don't know, Jordan is apart of a moped group called the Moped Army. So based on his profile, I made this:

animation
(turn up your speakers).

(This is a screen shot of the animation)

Jordan 1/4 Turn Model

Someday I will get around to animating Jordan, but until then here is a character model sheet.

Jordan successfully evolves...

into a Coelacanth... and lives another 2,000 years as expected...

Jordan and his Records...

As if you didn't know Jordan loves collecting records especially from 90's hardcore bands. Not sure if anyone else can pick out these vinyl albums like Jordan could.

He has an estimated amount of 500 - 600 records, 100 of which are shown here, lol...

(I guess blogger has a limit to how big your image uploads could be; max height 1024px, I meant to upload a bigger version - huh, what ev')


(records used - most of these are posters in his cube)

Jordan and Coffee...

Jordan loves the coffee and throughout the week he gets an Americano from Starbucks (which is an espresso diluted with hot water).

One day, he might try the Blind Eye (which is a cup of American coffee with five or more shots of espresso in it), it's not on the menu - you must ask for it.

Above is what's going to happen...