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Thursday, July 23, 2009

ATATASAURUS

Yes, yes I am a Star Wars geek.

Fluitosaurus

Fluitosaurus - The Floating Lizard.
Fluitosaurus is an avian donosaur living in the period from the Cretaceous Period. It was able jump at heights ranging from 25-40 feet into the air before deploying its long hollow "arms". The finger-like extremities are interconnected by a thin stretch of skin and are capable of allowing the host to float midair much like a parachute allowing it to escape prey, survey land and search for food. The twin tails appeared paddle-like and allowed for sustained flight and steering as well as propulsion for waterbound activities. Given the geographic fossil index record, the reptile lived mainly near oceanic shorelines, most likely using the clashing sea winds to propel it to great heights. Its dietary reconstruction showed that it consumed primarily fish and kelp. He also liked to party like it was 19,999,999.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

A Pink Lizard Dino?


Prismacolor Pencil, Prismacolor Marker, brush pen
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One of the earlier species to crawl out of the oceans, this guy would have been deadly on both land and water.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Wolversarus Wrecks!

Wolversaurus, part of the mutant team The X-Saurs united against the evil Cromagneto. - Das!

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Redneck week!


YEEEEHAAA!! Don't drink and drive kids!

Redneck in a bowtie

This is what happens when you put a redneck in a bowtie ^_^

This is my first post here! just wanted to say thanks for letting me join the club and I can't wait to get some feedback from some of the fine artists that belong here :)

until next week
~ lel

Saturday, July 18, 2009

True story!

There was this guy that lived down the road from us (yes, it was trailer park) that would mow his yard on the weekends wearing red speedos, cowboy hat, and cowboy boots. And I remember that he looked a LOT like Richard Petty. If you don't know, Petty was a famous NASCAR racer back in the day. I know this because, duh, I grew up in a trailer park...:)

Monday, July 13, 2009

If Superman never left Kansas...




Faster than a paternity test!
More powerful than an F10 Truck!
Able to tip cattle at a single push!

Look up in sky urinating in the field! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super Bro!"

Skynyrd, man!