You'd be surprised at the problems you can solve with Ninjas.For example, on-the-job stress is a leading cause of high blood pressure, ulcers, heart disease and other preventable illnesses. Don't suffer unnecessarily!
the next time your boss or another co-worker does something that stresses you, just follow these easy steps:
1) picture a ninja carrying out swift and ruthless vengeance on him (or her), and you will feel an instant relief of work-related pressure.
2) if that doesn't work, contact an actual ninja and have them waste your co-worker for real!
3) repeat until work-related stress subsides.
i hope that helps!
-samax
9 comments:
very very dope!
Thanks Fam!
great stuff!
looks great and great advice!
why, i'd be a fool NOT to have my very own ninja!!
yep. Ninjas have more uses than duct tape or club soda. If only the late, great Billy Mays was here to extol the virtues and utility of Ninjas.
so sad...
;)
the ninjas killed billy mays.
it's true.
Are you trying to tell me that ninjas could kill Billy Mays without living a single trace of evid...
oh yeah...
nevermind.
i have no further comment about that...
I will remember your advice for the future! haha. Cool image!
thanks Ken
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