Naughty or Nice?

So I made two Christmas cards this year. One kind will be sent to people on my "Nice" list, the other to the "Naughty" folks.

So here's "Nice"...
...and "Naughty". The inside of this one reads, "Naughty or Nice, You're Still Getting a Lump in Your Stocking!"
...yup, I've got issues.